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Funny Soccer: Empty Goal Soccer Arcade Game

This is a basic side-view soccer game where players play 1 on 1 against the computer.

  • Select your team.
  • Move toward the ball using the left and right arrows on your keyboard.
  • Kick the ball using X and headbut the ball using Z.
  • Score more goals than your competitor does to try to win the game.





Play Funny Soccer Online

You can play this one on one soccer game inside this webpage below by tapping on the screen or clicking your mouse.

Alternatively you can play this game as a web application here.

Funny Soccer Game Play Instructions

How to Play

Approach the ball using the right arrow. Kick or headbutt the ball to score goals.

  • Playing the Game
    • Music control and the ability to set the game to full screen mode are in the upper right corner of the game.
    • Select which team you would like to play. The following 8 countries are represented: Argentina, Brazil, England, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, and Spain.
    • The game has 7 rounds to it.
    • Each game is a single minute long. If you are tied it goes into a one-minute overtime. If you are tied at the end of the first overtime you lose.
    • If you lose a round you can replay it.
    • You can approach the ball using the left and right arrows, kicking the ball with X and headbutting the ball with Z.
  • Scoring
    • score a goal = +60 points
    • opponent scores a goal = -40 points
    • score match draw = +50 points
    • score match win = +100 points
  • Strategy
    • Never let the ball get behind you or it will almost certainly be a goal for the opposing side.
    • If you have the lead you can crowd the ball and it is unlikely the opposing side will be able to get the ball past you as long as you keep pressing the right arrow.
    • Generally it is easier to score with a headbutt than a kick since the ball starts on a higher plane.
    • If the game is tied and you want to score you may need to use the left arrow to back away from the game a bit so that they can kick the ball in the air and you can headbutt it back over them.
    • Keep pressing them when the ball is near their head after you headbutted them. Sometimes you can get them to walk to the goal and have the ball cross the line while it is between both of your heads.

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Funny Soccer Game Screenshots

Funny Soccer Game Welcome Screenshot.
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Funny Soccer Instructions Screenshot.
Funny Soccer Scoring Screenshot.
Funny Soccer Lose Screenshot.
Funny Soccer Win Screenshot.

Mobile Friendly Cross Browser Support

This game is rendered in mobile-friendly HTML5, so it offers cross-device gameplay. You can play it on mobile devices like Apple iPhones, Google Android powered cell phones from manufactures like Samsung, tablets like the iPad or Kindle Fire, laptops, and Windows-powered desktop computers. All game files are stored locally in your web browser cache. This game works in Apple Safari, Google Chrome, Microsoft Edge, Mozilla Firefox, Opera and other modern web browsers.

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2 comments on "Funny Soccer: Empty Goal Soccer Arcade Game"

  • Joey says:

    As the name suggests, this cartoonish sports sim is a simplified version of soccer. You play as a single footballer representing one of eight nations. You play one-on-one with several other national teams. With each round, you must get the ball into the other team’s goal before the time runs out. To score a goal, you can kick the ball or bounce it off your head.

    You play through the keyboard. The early half of the game feels a lot like playing a game of rock ’em sock ’em robots. It’s a challenge to get the ball to a position where you can shoot it to the goal. The key is to get it behind the rival player.

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