
About Us
We like the Internet, the Outernet, the Extranet, and memes.
If this game spreads we have dozens more in the pipeline, but figured it made sense to release this while the meme was still hot.
If it spreads, cool.
If not, we will still create more, because it is fun.
While YOLO may be true, memes never get old. ™
GameStonks
GameStonks is our first game we are releasing to launch this site, which is a bit of an experiment in Internet memes I suppose. :D
How to Play GameStonks
- Locate your web browser to Robinhoo... only kidding. Click this links. Preferably AFTER reading the following instructions.
- Players collect DOGE coins while trying to save chicken nuggets that are falling from the sky.
- Players get up to 3 lives, which they lose any time they bump into a frightening obstacle including a bear, construction signs, or paper hands.
- Hitting a rocket temporarily doubles point counts.
- Bumping into YOLO causes your character to behave erratically.
- If you hit diamond hands you are temporarily invincible.
- If any chicken nugget hits the ground it is game over - you die immediately.
Can you serve a higher calling?

If You Have Been Living Under a Rock...
The theme of this game comes from the rapid rise of GameStop ($GME) stock share price.
The Company
- The company is a video game retailer beloved by many a basement dweller like me. It was founded in 1984 and is a popular retailer of video games where many people go to buy new or used games and trade in older games they have already played.
- Some video game consoles are delivering games online and there is a rapid rise in both mobile gaming on phones and delivery of games over the internet from services like Steam.
- In late 2020 former Chewy CEO Ryan Cohen bought 9.98% of the company's shares at an average cost of $5.98 per share, encouraging them to invest aggressively in ecommerce.
- Famed investor Michael Burry, who was profiled in The Big Short, also took a large stake in the company last year.
Hedge Funds
- Some hedge funds bet GameStop was going to collapse and tried to drive it toward collapse through shorting over 100% of the float, effectively counterfeiting shares.
- Many hedge funds run similar books where they are long the FANG-type plays and short dying retailers & other similar fading companies.
- When one hedge fund gets caught offsides in a big way that can lead them to have to liquidate both sides of their book, generating losses for the next hedge fund, which then have to liquidate, which generates losses for the next hedge fund in a giant beautiful daisy chain.
- Hedge funds got short squeezed by a variety of players and then momentum sucked more people into the trade.
- GameStop shorter Melvin Capital clocked in an impressive 53% loss in January. Melvin Capital received a multi-billion dollar bail out by Citadel and Point72.
- The theme of the outsized GameStop story was that small retail traders at home were moving the stock & other meme stocks, however the fund flows indicate some larger institutional investors working at hedge funds were also highly involved. Senvest Management made a $700 million profit on a position they began establishing in September. Maverick Capital also had a large long position.
Retail Traders
- Keith Patrick Gill, known as DeepF___ingValue or The Roaring Kitty began buying GameStock stock and call options in 2019 and posted about it publicly back then, which encouraged others to mimic his trade. While he was ultimately proven correct and his $50,000ish bet turned into $10s of millions, he was also a registered broker, so his promotion of $GME has federal regulators looking into the situation.
- The stock was discussed widely on a Reddit subreddit forum named WallStreetBets.
- Here is a great thread from September 8 predicting the gama squeeze which happened in January.
- Tesla CEO Elon Musk tweeted #GameStonk to piss off short sellers who had screwed with him for years.
- Venture Capitalist Chamath Palihapitiya tweeted about buying a call option on GameStop, further driving a price ramp. He closed that position the next day and donated the profits from that trade to the Barstool Fund, which helps small businesses.
- The stock peaked at $483 per share on January 28, 2021, rising from a 52-week low of $2.57 a share on April 3, 2020. On January 28th over a million shares failed to deliver.
- Part of what caused the stock momentum to disappear was Robinhood could not meet a $3 billion security deposit request from NSCC. Robinhood lowered the requested capital call by setting $GME and a few other meme stocks like $AMC to sell only. They also force sold customer stocks and now face dozens of lawsuits. David Portnoy called them criminal. Robinhood earned thousands of one-star ratings for the fiasco and raised billions from investors to deal with the fall out.
- Barstool Sports founder David Portnoy took a $700,000 loss on meme stocks like AMC and Nokia. In the video announcing that loss he said he had never owned GameStop stock.
- After the WallStreetBets and GameStop story captured the broader public zeitgeist old moderators of the WSB forum came back to kick out newer moderators. Everyone is trying to monetize the story. Some of the audience moved over to WallStreetBetsnew and WallStreetBetsOGs.
- We launched this game on February 4th. On that day $GME closed at $53.50, off a comfortable 42.11% on the day and a cool 89% from the high a week prior.
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- The day after this game was launched Robinhood removed GME & AMC purchase order limits. GameStop jumed from a Thursday close of $53.50 to a high of $95 (up 77.57%), with the stock again having trades halted multiple times. The bid / ask offer spread was often between 50 cents and $1 throughout much of the day, meaning market makers likely made tens of millions of dollars on Friday's trade volume of 79,541,313 shares. The stock closed the day at $63.77 (up 19.2%).
- Other markets which have been targeted by WSB have seen increasing margin requirements to curtail risk.
- Yahoo! conducted a Harris Poll which found 28% of Americans traded "meme" stocks like GameStop in January.
- Speculators have moved from other meme stocks to themes like silver, marijuana companies, cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Dogecoin, and even a levered ETF tied to volallity itself.
Regulators
Lawsuits
HIstory
- While some have seen the GameStop phenomena as something unique, a similar short squeeze happened back in 1923 to a Southern and Midwest grocery store chain named Piggly Wiggly. Piggly Wiggly was the first self-serve grocery store and still exists today as a subsidiary of C&S Wholesale Grocers. Volkswagen's shares were also squeezed in 2008.
Media Requests
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